Noel Gallagher, man known to start beef with anyone who looks at him funny, addressed his ongoing and one-sided beef with Adele in a recent podcast interview.
Gallagher threw the first punches back in July when he said Adele is “fucking awful” and “offensive.” He was also asked if he was a fan of any Adele songs, to which he responded: “Fuck off, fucking hell. Name one. They’re fucking shit. It’s fucking awful. It’s fucking Cilla Black. I find it and that whole thing offensive.”
As reported by Rolling Stone, these comments were apparently triggered by one of Adele’s assistants asking him if he’d like to meet her. Gallagher elaborated in an interview this week:
“She sent someone over to f***ing ask, ‘Did I want to meet her?’. That’s what riled me. I’m not one for causing a scene, I just stick it in the vault and just think revenge is a dish best served cold.”
And the kicker:
“I don’t think I have ever gone out of my way to start anything, it’s always been a reaction to some fucking idiot having a go in the first place. You know me, I keep myself to myself.”
And on whether or not he’d ever be open to working with Adele:
“If I fall out of love with touring, I could see myself just sitting at home writing songs and sending them to my publishers. I might in the future. I’ll be saying, ‘Get Adele to sing that. Don’t call until she’s done the guide vocal’.”
Anyways, here’s Wonderwall…